Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
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we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
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ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
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