ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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