So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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