There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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