Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
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We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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