I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
i want to swaddle you in tequila
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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