don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
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Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
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Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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