i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
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make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
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I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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