At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
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well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
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I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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