At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
My feet surprised me
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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