i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Damn victory sex feels great
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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