two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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