? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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