: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Randomize
