felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
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Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
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I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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