i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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