She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
porn star boner night. come get it.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
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I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
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You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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