just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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