So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
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Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
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Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Sorry about my life...
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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