He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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