LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
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He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
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One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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