I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
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we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
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So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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