I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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