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Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
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I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
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I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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