It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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