There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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