Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
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Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
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When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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