Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I love you. Go after that dick
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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