Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Help. Why am I so naked?
Randomize
