Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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