woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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