Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
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You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
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I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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