why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
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noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
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Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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