That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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