did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
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My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
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we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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