I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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