called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
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If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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