I've blown a few things in my day
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
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It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
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Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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