DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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