alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I am midnight drunk by noon
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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