I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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