We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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