isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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