In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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