that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
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Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
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I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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