Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
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Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
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Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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