dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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