you would pick up someone in the library
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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