I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
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just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
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Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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