upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
i think i have two assholes
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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