do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
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I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
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We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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