i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
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My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
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He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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