Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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