I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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