then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
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who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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