Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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