try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
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